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well i’m a damn hell ass king
well i got a car
and i got a ‘partment
and i got a cat
and i got someplace to go
and i got a computer
a couple of computers
and i got a tv
but it’s hooked up to a computer
and i got a stereo
and i got some records
and i got real nice boots
so my feet stay warm
when i walk all around
in the puddles downtown
walk right up to the lake
tears freeze on my face
and i take what i take
from damn hell ass anyplace
a haw haw haw haw
wearin kitty underPNATS
doin the kitty kitty DNACE
Today is the kitten Dee Dee Ramone’s last day as a man. He is having his sex reassignment surgery (SRS) tomorrow.
“JESUS DIED BECAUSE HE FORGOT HIS SAFEWORD” -Randall
me: Jesus died because he forgot his safeword
10:33 PM
dv: OMG BLOG THAT RIGHT NOW
me: i can’t, randall thought of it
i’ll quote him
10:35 PM
i want a pile of turtles
dv: me too
10:38 PM
me: with a pile of kitties on top
dv: i love that we saw a pile of turtles and that’s a creation myth
me: yeah
dv: and a pile of hammies on there
me: and a pile of teeny tiny frogs
10:39 PM
dv: and on that some ants
10:40 PM
me: and on that some catershmillers
dv: and on that one bunny
10:41 PM
me: and a sesame seed bun
10:42 PM
dv: with a milkshake
10:43 PM
me: and a campfire
and that’s how the universe works kids
10:44 PM
“Easy is better than hard.”
-Dildo Valerie
I shouldn't do shit. I don't care about them they all could die and it won't affect my life. I know a lot about them but I don't need to think about them. They're just a waste of time koalas are stupid they don't help me with shit so why should I help them. If they all die there will be more room for the panthers and all the other hard animals. Koalas are weak a pit will get rid of their whole fucking family. That's why I don't like koalas.Koalas have sharp claws but they are weak. They all small and fat and they be climing trees. I hope a storm just come while theyjust chilling up in the tree thinking they is hard and they're will all just fall off. They just break they neck and shit. When they fall they claws are going to fall off and they going to be crying like some little bitches. Koalas aren't hard they some little bitches. They start climbing up the tree soon as they see a deer from like 50feet away. They stupid as hell they should put their brain in their pouch and put the kid in they ten they're be able to think better. They try to be in the fucking kangaroo family. They weak as hell, talking bout they got a pouch a kangaroo so they their cousins and shit. Kangaroo's have some big ass legs and whot do a koala got? Some little ass legs, they tails is little and weak as fuck kangaroo's got a big ass long tail that can kill a fucking koala.
If a koala goes in the water it won't be able to breathe with its little short ass. It'd fucking drown soon aas it take one step into the water. While they at the river trying to get something to drink a bear could just come to him and snatch its ass up. It doesn't know protection because they don't have protection. What they little ass going to do? It can't scratch him. The bear will beat his fucking ass.
The important think about koalas is that just don't care about tem and let them die by all the other animals in Australia. They're not important just let nature do what it do and kill them. Koalas do not have a place in this world there's not enough room for all the bitches in this world. So let all the koalas that's in the zoos and shit. Let them go and put them back with their family. If you let them all go they won't nothing except for that's what they was put in this world for.
Now you know why koalas aren't important. They have nothing to do except for sitting around in the trees. It's like they just was like they was sent have to die. Koalas don't do nothing to help anybody. Thre would be just one more relative of the kangaroo that will be six feet under. Now you know why koalas are not important because there are dumb.
me: it’s zero g so the orgies will be all BOUNCY
12:04 AM dv: cool!
me: i <3 da choich
12:05 AM dv: ya
me: like how did he know
12:06 AM do we all really tap into some weird thing?
does “Bob” make there be’s more coincidences?
is there a luck plane?
12:07 AM stang said we all know magic isn’t real but “Bob” is too stupid to know that so he is magic
12:08 AM is varg also too stupid to know magic’s not real?
what about dumbass hippy witches?
and what about david koresh?
so many questions.
dv: hahahaah
cool
i like magic
it’s real





























