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it’s not our record release (not back from press yet), it’s our hot tub release. just let go.

March 5 2010. Columbines Hot Tub Release!

March 5 2010. Columbines Hot Tub Release!

steve a1b1n1, boy withard

i made this cuz someone sad daniel radcliffe was playing stevie a. in the nirvana biopic.

shellac
quick n dirty, whatevs.

damn hell ass king, by me

well i’m a damn hell ass king
well i got a car
and i got a ‘partment
and i got a cat
and i got someplace to go
and i got a computer
a couple of computers
and i got a tv
but it’s hooked up to a computer
and i got a stereo
and i got some records
and i got real nice boots
so my feet stay warm
when i walk all around
in the puddles downtown
walk right up to the lake
tears freeze on my face
and i take what i take
from damn hell ass anyplace
a haw haw haw haw

train
photo by aka goldfish

doin the kitty dance

wearin kitty underPNATS
doin the kitty kitty DNACE

Today is the kitten Dee Dee Ramone’s last day as a man. He is having his sex reassignment surgery (SRS) tomorrow.

i haz typos cuz i dont give a carp

at first i was all
The_Demon_Rat_of_Vercingetorix_by_ursulav
but then i saw
LGS-53+54
and so i became
bunny_pancake1
and then i was
srs bunnyday
but now i’m all
goat-monkey

OK since DV’s been blogging about celebrity crushes I will too. My celebrity crush of the week is…….

Judith Butler!
judith butler
I would like one small Judith Butler to put in my pocket please!
judithcuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

JESUS DIED BECAUSE HE FORGOT HIS SAFEWORD

“JESUS DIED BECAUSE HE FORGOT HIS SAFEWORD” -Randall

me: Jesus died because he forgot his safeword
10:33 PM
dv: OMG BLOG THAT RIGHT NOW

me: i can’t, randall thought of it

i’ll quote him
10:35 PM
i want a pile of turtles

dv: me too
10:38 PM
me: with a pile of kitties on top

dv: i love that we saw a pile of turtles and that’s a creation myth

me: yeah

dv: and a pile of hammies on there

me: and a pile of teeny tiny frogs
10:39 PM
dv: and on that some ants
10:40 PM
me: and on that some catershmillers

dv: and on that one bunny
10:41 PM
me: and a sesame seed bun
10:42 PM
dv: with a milkshake
10:43 PM
me: and a campfire

and that’s how the universe works kids
10:44 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turtles_all_the_way_down

turtles-all-the-way-down

easy is better than hard

“Easy is better than hard.”
-Dildo Valerie

then this happened.

woodsscenewoodsscene

koalas

        I shouldn't do shit. I don't care about them they all
could die and it won't affect my life. I know a lot about them
but I don't need to think about them. They're just a waste of
time koalas are stupid they don't help me with shit so why
should I help them. If they all die there will be more room for
the panthers and all the other hard animals. Koalas are weak a
pit will get rid of their whole fucking family. That's why I
don't like koalas.

koala_thumb

      Koalas have sharp claws but they are weak. They all small
and fat and they be climing trees. I hope a storm just come
while theyjust chilling up in the tree thinking they is hard and
they're will all just fall off. They just break they neck and
shit. When they fall they claws are going to fall off and they
going to be crying like some little bitches.
      Koalas aren't hard they some little bitches. They start
climbing up the tree soon as they see a deer from like 50feet
away. They stupid as hell they should put their brain in their
pouch and put the kid in they ten they're be able to think
better. They try to be in the fucking kangaroo family. They weak
as hell, talking bout they got a pouch a kangaroo so they their
cousins and shit. Kangaroo's have some big ass legs and whot do
a koala got? Some little ass legs, they tails is little and weak
as fuck kangaroo's got a big ass long tail that can kill a
fucking koala.

koala1

        If a koala goes in the water it won't be able to breathe
with its little short ass. It'd fucking drown soon aas it take
one step into the water. While they at the river trying to get
something to drink a bear could just come to him and snatch its
ass up. It doesn't know protection because they don't have
protection. What they little ass going to do? It can't scratch
him. The bear will beat his fucking ass.

lazykoala

     The important think about koalas is that just don't care
about tem and let them die by all the other animals in
Australia. They're not important just let nature do what it do
and kill them. Koalas do not have a place in this world there's
not enough room for all the bitches in this world. So let all
the koalas that's in the zoos and shit. Let them go and put them
back with their family. If you let them all go they won't
nothing except for that's what they was put in this world for.

koala-lick

        Now you know why koalas aren't important. They have
nothing to do except for sitting around in the trees. It's like
they just was like they was sent have to die. Koalas don't do
nothing to help anybody. Thre would be just one more relative of
the kangaroo that will be six feet under. Now you know why
koalas are not important because there are dumb.

is magic real?

zero g sex

zero g sex

me: it’s zero g so the orgies will be all BOUNCY
12:04 AM dv: cool!
me: i <3 da choich
12:05 AM dv: ya
me: like how did he know
12:06 AM do we all really tap into some weird thing?
does “Bob” make there be’s more coincidences?
is there a luck plane?
12:07 AM stang said we all know magic isn’t real but “Bob” is too stupid to know that so he is magic
chinese_magic 12:08 AM is varg also too stupid to know magic’s not real?

varg

what about dumbass hippy witches?

and what about david koresh?
so many questions.
dv: hahahaah
cool
i like magic
it’s real

koreshcabochonghost_on_stairs_lgbunny

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